Bad Metaphors for the Kingdom of Heaven

Jesus of Nazareth came up with many metaphors for the Kingdom of Heaven. The metaphors of Jesus are too many to reproduce. They took the form,"The Kingdom of Heaven is like..."

People nowadays like to make their own metaphors for the Kingdom of Heaven. But they're not as good at it as Jesus was. I've heard these bad ones. They say, the Kingdom of Heaven is like...

Still... For every bad metaphor, there's a good metaphor. For every bad example of how the Kingdom of Heaven works, there's the way the Kingdom really works. The Bible is full of these ways. Let the people of God take comfort in this.

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