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|Psychovant is an anti-hero created by Scott Eiler... Well, yeah, 'cause I appeared to him in his dreams! I see what's going on in this Wiki. And I'm taking over this entry!|
|Alter Ego:||Me! Psychovant the Duck!|
|Aliases:||Maybe the Sultan of Turkey, that one time|
|Team Affiliations:||hey, I like "Psychovant's Terrible Three", though it's down to Psychovant's Awesome One right now|
|Status:||Active but I've settled down|
|Location:||I found a job on Earth-SW12 ("Earth-Power")! Boy, are the Powernauts pissed off.|
|Teeth:||Really? You're asking this? You realize, I morph? But usually it's six upper, five lower.|
|Favorite Music:||Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine|
Minimal in-universe editorial control herein provided by Wyatt Ferguson. Guidelines: (1) Don't fake pronunciation; (2) Skip the profanity. Everyone say, Yay, Editors!
I am the world's first cyborg duck. But it's not like there's going to be a second. Wrap your mind around that, human. I was uplifted with everything you could give me. And then I kept going.
I got picked from a flock in Valdosta, Georgia, USA. I got hacked and enhanced to be a personal assistant to Millionaire Mc Mal Dunevoy in Nashville. So I became a cyborg duck with nuclear power cells. Like, what the hell? Then the cartoon demon part of me came from Hell to take that over.
So, yeah. I'm a cartoon demon nuclear cyborg duck. That was back in 2009, but I got some upgrades since then. I've been everywhere, 'cause everyone needs it. And I've been in the news all the time, at least if you have the right news sources.
Yep. Deal with it.
Powers and Abilities
I'm a cartoon, demon, duck, and nuclear-powered cyborg. Fill in the blanks yourself. But, for example... I can shape-shift. I can pull impossibly large objects from under my wing - plus useful stuff, like forged currency. I can figure out what the currency should look like, because my cyborg self has hacker-level WiFi. And ever since the time I teamed up with Saint Cecilia, I can travel between universes under my own power.
-snort- You saw my picture, right? Were my demon brains showing? But I'll admit to being about half your height, human. Unless I want to shape-shift and look like you... Ew.
Heh, things get interesting here 'cause that Author has to fit my origin into those Powernaut comics he pays attention to.
-snort- heh. This is me. Scott. Not Psychovant. I didn't even remember the detail of the dream wherein Psychovant appeared. I had to look it up in my dream diary! I was playing him as a bizarre game character. How appropriate. (25 June 2009.)
As was my custom at the time, Psychovant got folded in to the ongoing storyline. As would become Psychovant's custom, he became ideal for a story that went off at right angles to reality. So I've basically declared him the property of the Universe. He's become something of a cult favorite since then. You can see another outlook on him, at the Legion of Net.Heroes Wiki. Provided that's up... I hereby proclaim that Psychovant is important enough for this wiki to keep up! But this is this wiki, so it covers this universe. The LNH can still track its half of Psychovant heritage itself.
(signed) Scott Eiler, 22 July 2017.
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