The Domination of Eiler

Featuring: The Declaration of Domination
(A Justification for Rightful World Domination)

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What Is the Domination of Eiler?

In one sense, "The Domination of Eiler" is a political entity modeled upon the Holy Roman Empire of medieval Europe. Which is to say, it claims every place where its leader has established his presence. It works through national and local political entities, but transcends nation-state boundaries. You may already be a citizen without knowing it!

In another sense, "The Domination of Eiler" is a pen name for an amateur but very prolific web journalist. Perhaps you may enjoy these writings, given this simple guide:

The Domination of Eiler is led by, of course, the Dominator.

Its chief military force, and bodyguard of the Dominator, is the Domination Guard.

The Domination of Eiler is not an enemy to any nation-state, any more than ancient Emperors were the enemies of the ancient kings who worked with them. Come, let us work together.

The Dominator likes to travel. So, there are lots of travel writings among the journals herein. Enjoy!

Welcome to the Domination of Eiler, citizen!

Given the present state of non-Domination government, the Domination considers the transfer of power to it from non-Domination authority to be a foregone conclusion. But the Domination will work to make that transfer almost unnoticeable for you. You may already live in Domination-held territory, and not know it!

The Domination encourages its citizenship to review all Domination archives. To encourage such review, the Domination hereby uses the words "blog" and "Web log", which are proven to attract web traffic (for reasons incomprehensible to Domination leadership).

The following Domination archives are now available for public review.

Frequently Required Information

The Declaration of Domination. The original document of the Domination of Eiler.
- Almost 50% of the electorate in every United States election agrees, the United States needs a change of leadership. Shall we continue to quibble over the major party choices? Or, shall we have a more direct solution... like Domination?
Allies of the Domination of Eiler. Some allies have earned their place by meritorious service. You can join the other allies, by simply declaring alliance from your own web pages.
Anthem of the Domination of Eiler. The Domination Anthem is a modified version of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer", but a modified version of "If I Had a Hammer" is also a patriotic mighty song for the Domination's citizens.
Children in the Domination of Eiler. The Domination has a special way to treat children... just like it treats any other ruthless calculating advantage-engine that plays psycho-social domination games. If they're good at it, they can be junior Dominators!
Communication Standards of the Domination of Eiler. Or, why don't Domination logs look like "real" blogs?
Core Territories of the Domination of Eiler. The Domination of Eiler has settled into about five places so far, and it's uncanny how much they're alike. Here are notes about the first three.
Currency of the Domination of Eiler. If you want to do business with the Domination, be prepared to pay.
The Eiler Doctrine. Just like the United States claims influence over things called "America", the Domination claims influence over things called "Eiler".
Force Doctrine of the Domination of Eiler. Unlike many of the Domination's human citizens, the Domination commits its forces carefully. Featuring the Dominator's Li'l Pals, Dufus and Dom!
Geography of the Domination of Eiler. This one's pretty dry, at least until the Domination engineers manage to conquer and assimilate some online maps. Suffice it to say, the Domination occupies the east parts of North Eilerania plus a swath across the continent, with Core Territories at various times and places through its realm, and outposts on all sides.
Heraldry of the Domination of Eiler. Just like the world's various nation-states, the Domination has its own flag. And you've probably been wondering what that smiley-face thing on the flag is about.
Holidays of the Domination of Eiler. Just like the world's various nation-states, the Domination has patriotic holidays for its citizens. Of course, fun holidays are observed too.
Hospitality Law of the Domination of Eiler. Unlike some places on Earth, the Domination won't put you to death if you violate Hospitality Law. But still, a guide may be useful.
Jurisdiction of the Domination of Eiler. The Domination is among you already. And it doesn't care whether you're human or animal. Prepare to submit!
Leadership of the Domination of Eiler. That, of course, would be the Dominator.
A Note on Micronations. The Domination of Eiler is not a micronation, or even a nation. The Domination laughs at these concepts.
Military Forces of the Domination of Eiler. These are the ways the Domination can patrol your neighborhood. Prepare to submit!
NARF: The Near-Arctic Readiness Force of the Domination of Eiler. Submit to the Domination, for its mighty NARF-Bicycle is on the road all winter!
Religion in the Domination of Eiler. The Domination only acknowledges one superior authority. And that ties in nicely with the Domination's political system.
A Week in the Domination
Xmas in the Domination

Domination History

Other Dispatches of Interest

The Domination in Comic Books. If there exist any Domination citizens who need more blogs to read, they may consider this to be the Domination's parallel dream-universe web log.
All About the Dominator. If the full set of Domination dispatches including the parallel-universe Domination isn't enough, here's more stuff.