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Subject: Where's Wyatt?
Dark Superman
Dark Superman
Strategy Commander
3 March 2005 		WOuldnt it be cool if Wyatt went to the Marvel Universe? ANd he finds Thor and the Scarlet Witch have just been in hiding after Avengers Disassembled, cause the US Government says their national resources. And Simon Williams can help him save 'em. Wonder Man wassn't in Disassembled, right?

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Judge Death
Judge Death
Minion of FERG
8 March 2005 		As long as we're dreaming about Wyatt in other universes, we might as well imagine Wyatt where he can watch Superman and Bill Clinton doing a public service message together on TV... with a baseball bat and a bottle of malt liquor.

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Dark Superman
Dark Superman
Strategy Commander
16 March 2005 		But Wyatt actually worked with the Avengers, right, ? Whaqt if they've gathered for a barbecue, but there's a crisis.? Fortunately, the group is so powerful, the Thing is only fourth strongest. The Juggernaut is there, and who's this "Powernaut"?

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Wall of Gumby
Wall of Gumby
Immoderator
16 March 2005 		Whatever it is you're on, Dark Superman, I want some. :)

The Powernaut is a comic book character based on Phil Hanover, a drug guru from our own 1960s. He says he roamed the universes, gathering power. Kind of like Wyatt. That's one reason why we called this board "Powernaut".

The other reason, of course, is we needed a catchy name. ;)

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Dark Superman
Dark Superman
Strategy Commander
25 March 2005 		Maybe some of the Flash's rogues have time travelled to old-time Krypton, to slip the infant Doomsday an evolutionary boost. That explains a lot of stuff.

And Wyatt can go there to see them! He's got Siege Perilouts powers to travel through time!

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Subject: Sightings
Doomsday Wristwatch
The Doomsday Wristwatch
Force of Destiny
14 March 2005 		I hear Wyatt was sighted near East Douglas again, in Ironstone, Massachusetts. A high school reunion committee saw him at a B&B there, and they talked about the Spider Babe Sisters. A little kid says he saw Wyatt too, but he won't say where.

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Daffy Man
Daffy Man
Illuminatus
18 March 2005 		Oh, that's nothing. I saw him at the Route 9 and 495 interchange in Westboro, MA today. His face looked a little different, but I heard him talk before, and he talked just the same as ever.

He said he was on his way to the Tri-State Dump down in West Douglas, to check out reports of a bird-woman mutant. But he got caught in traffic, when the two Mr. Rogers clones (what is the plural of Mister Rogers, anyway?) were talking each other out of suicide or whatever.

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Mr. Happyfinger
Mr. Happyfinger
Force of Tech
24 March 2005 		Mutant Bird Woman and a multiple American TV star. Near Douglas. And Ferguson wasn't recognized. Right.

I read he was in Haiti, at fitness convention at new beach resort on Dominican Republic border. Some people knew him from gyms and they saw him. But they didn't think twice, until they got questioned by U.N.

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Subject: Who's Looking For Wyatt?
Judge Death
Judge Death
Minion of FERG
25 March 2005 		Wyatt Ferguson was a United Nations operative, right? And he was on record in the U.S. Superhuman Catalogue Initiative, right? And he disappeared when Ellipsis did, right? There might be a link.

So, why aren't the U.S and the U.N. looking for him, just as hard as they're looking for Ellipsis?

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Wall of Gumby
Wall of Gumby
Immoderator
25 March 2005 		The U.N. says, when Wyatt disappeared, he was placing himself in harm's way, and it wasn't an official mission. So, this time he doesn't fall under the Paxis Rescue Imperative. They've still got a reward for information leading to him, but they can't scour the multiverse for him.

The U.S. really wants to find him, nearly as much as they want Ellipsis. But they have to subpoena people to get them to cooperate. And Congress is still doing the paperwork.

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Judge Death
Judge Death
Minion of FERG
27 March 2005 		So what's this about Greenland wanting Wyatt dead?

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Wall of Gumby
Wall of Gumby
Immoderator
27 March 2005 		This one's a long story.

In January, in Kangerlussuaq, Greenland, a diary was found which apparently belonged to Stanley Levitz, an 18-year-old ward of the Total Conversion Foundation. Stanley had disappeared two months before, along with the Foundation's head, Stephen Wolcott, a.k.a. Ellipsis.

The diary had evidence of abuse by Mr. Wolcott of young Mr. Levitz.

One must note, the Foundation was the major sponsor of Greenland's current state of independence. There was much sentiment among the Greenland Home Rule, that the diary was a plant. Wyatt Ferguson, being a frequent rival of Ellipsis and a confidant of young Mr. Levitz, was a major suspect.

One must also note, Greenland has suffered since Mr. Wolcott's disappearance. The Total Conversion Foundation was a major economic engine for the country. But about half the Foundation's technical staff in Greenland has dispersed. Wyatt Ferguson's role in Mr. Wolcott's disappearance is on public record.

So a motion was placed before the Greenland Home Rule, to put Wyatt Ferguson on trial for libel and sedition. The motion was defeated, due to lack of probable cause. But this led to the persistent rumor that Greenland wanted Wyatt Ferguson dead.

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Judge Death
Judge Death
Minion of FERG
31 March 2005 		We've all heard about winter lasting longer on the American east coast. There are rumors of a teen snowboarder during each snowstorm. And he looks just like that picture of "D" on January's issue of Marvelled - and like Stanley Levitz in the newspapers. Could it be, "D" now works for the cold - and Stanley Levitz was "D"?

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Subject: Fan Fiction: Little Creatures
The Horned Man
The Horned Man
Evil FERG Twin
21 March 2005

I'm with some woodland creatures, trying to hide from Ellipsis... What the hell!?

But let's go back...

I've been bouncing around the universes, just because (1) I can, and (2) I'm effectively homeless. There's one place I can always go to sleep, and my stuff is mostly safe there, but I can't say it's pleasant. So, I wander a lot.

I've run with the Marvel superhumans. They're recovering from one of those onslaught things, but it's not as bad as the news releases say.

I've also seen something of my homeworld. Suffice it to say, it's as silly as ever.

So, I've gone farther afield. I now live among fantasy creatures in a fantasy forest. I know they're fantasy creatures because:

  • There's only one of them per species.
  • They talk.
  • They call themselves by their species name.
  • "Deer", "Goose", and "Dog" don't crap all over everything. Believe me, I'd know their shit by species if I saw it.

Of course, Humans are encroaching on the animals' magic Forest Preserve. "Dog" is helping the Humans. And there's more than one Human, because Humans are greedy. (Where I come from, humans are about equally greedy as animals, just more successful.)

So I help teach the animals how "Humans" think. At least, how I think. And I think I was born to fight for what little I want. That seems to be close enough to "Human" thinking for this story.

So, the animals start defending their forest better. I give them boxing lessons.

But then, the Humans send in "Superhuman". And he looks just like a cartoon Ellipsis. Oh, joy.

  • Ellipsis can read my mind, so presumably this "Superhuman" can too. But the animals teach me how they think, so I'm invisible to mind scan.
  • But that doesn't immediately help, because "Superhuman" sees us. Fortunately, even the little flying creatures like "Crow" and "Big Fat Robin" know how to box now, so they can distract "Superhuman" while the rest of us escape.
  • Once we escape from "Superhuman", we're in dense woods. "Humans" can't see us from above; only "Superhuman" can. And "Superhuman" isn't flying in among the trees.
  • And "Humans" don't think to walk in and look up in the branches. Boy, they'd never be mighty hunters in my world.

... Anyway, the forest is safe for now. I may depart with some honor.

Maybe it's time to head back toward reality. Even un-reality is too silly when I'm around.

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Wall of Gumby
Wall of Gumby
Immoderator
26 March 2005 		My compliments, "Horned Man". You've written a piece of fan fiction which incorporates a lot of this board's commentary. You've contribued original material, in a direction nobody could expect. You've built upon where Wyatt's known adventures and last month's fan fiction left off. And you've done a good job of mimicking Wyatt Ferguson's wordy-bulletized writing style. You get this month's fan fiction slot!

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Wyatt Ferguson in Comic Books:
Startup Escalation 1999 2000 2001 2002 2003 2004 2005 Powernaut.

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