Here's a bunch of text files I've snagged over the years. These are each copyright by their original authors, whoever they may be.
chili.txt - The difference between Texas cuisine and Michigan cuisine.
GM.txt - What if GM were like Microsoft?.
guyness.txt - Take this quiz to determine how much of a man you are.
secret.txt - The top 10 things a man should never say in a Victoria's Secret store.
software.txt - If architects had to work like programmers...
stewart.txt - Martha Stewart's tips for holiday decorations.
terms.txt - If rednecks had to use programming terms...
villain.txt - List of things a villain should learn not to do. And there's so many of them.
xfiles.txt - X-Mas with the X-Files.
disney.txt - The top 10 Disney shows put on in Times Square. From Late Night with David Letterman.
cute.txt - Cute children harnessed for evil. From The Onion.
books.txt - Children's books you'll never see.
keebler.txt - The top 10 Keebler Elf euphemisms for death.
teletubby.txt - An explanation of why Teletubbies are evil.
Meeting.txt - This file was generated by Tarot-casting software, on the day of a company meeting. It's been as accurate a predictor of performance as anything else the meeting produced.