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Coach
Ha! A villain I met in 2006 is trying to access the new tower, and he's brought people to guard him! I'm spearheading our way into the action!
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Principal
Crud! We Powernauts have found two parties from our ship on unauthorized shore leave, to explore a mysterious new tower. My colleague "Coach" Powernaut is taking extreme measures against that - at risk of his own life! Even I've learned not to just attack visitors, thank you "Director" Powernaut... [2014] Anyway, it's time to go keep him from impaling himself!
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Coach
Huh???
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Principal
No! We do *not* get to impale ourselves *or* assault visitors!
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Coach
Sigh, I had it covered. But you're not the first one to tell me stuff like that... [2008]
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Vice-Principal
I'm not surprised.
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Hacker
Oh, you have a techno-telepathic network in this era to communicate against me? I have hacked it!
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Vice-Principal
Oh, good luck with that.
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Coach
How did you become a Victorian gentleman in *Kansas*?
First I fought in the Civil War. In Kansas 1857, people didn't care about my "skin condition", they merely cared that I could fight. After the war, I gained success in Topeka and founded my Tomorrow Institute. The rest is history.
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Director
If you and your tower were both banished from the future, how did you wind up in Kansas and it wind up here?
The mage who banished the tower cast that curse upon it, so as to separate me from it for over a hundred years. I had no way to get to it, except to survive. But this body of mine is excellent at surviving.
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Professor
What happened to everyone else on the tower when it got banished?
You fool, the people who attacked the tower evacuated it beforehand.
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Director
Why did you still have your shield after you came here?
I had just bought it at a swap meet. It was too big to put in a locker. So I had to wear it for my work shift. It was a replica Captain America shield of Russian manufacture. But it was transformed much as I was, hence its current colors.
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Coach
Wait, you hired my friend Mel the bus driver?
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Director
Wait, your telepath is an alien nymphomaniac? And she got that way on Earth?
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Professor
Well, at least your minions have fashion sense.
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Hacker
Enough! (delete) (block)
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