Me in Comic Books: Startup Escalation 1999 2000 2001 2002 2003 2004 2005 A Prequel 2006 Safe House A Sequel .

The Adventures of Me 2006

Safe House

If the real world had superheroes... they'd probably be in safe houses most of the time! And so I have opportunity to find out, safe houses suck.


The U.S. Gov was using me as a superhuman agent last month. But I got into trouble in Basra, Iraq. So they're hiding me now, so as to confound the enemies of America. Unfortunately, the Gov seems to be at cross-purposes here. Besides, I'm no good at hiding.

I eventually escape Gov storage. But sadly, I have to invoke "family visitation" rights - and thereby throw myself upon the dubious mercies of my relatives. They're as annoying as usual.

It's a good thing I've gotten out of the Gov's Safe House system, and not just because it sucks. Vigilantes are starting to fight over it, and I think I recognize two of them (Bandolier and the White Knight... as if you'll recognize them) from my "old world". Which makes some sense.

There may be some other excitement soon. When I moved out of the last Safe House, aliens were wandering the yards nearby, dressed in Powernaut capes because they think it's standard clothing for Earthling peace officers, saying something about a quarantine. Things might be about to get interesting. (31 Jan 2006)


Me in Comic Books: Startup Escalation 1999 2000 2001 2002 2003 2004 2005 A Prequel 2006 Safe House A Sequel .

Bandolier is a character created by Richard DeSautels. The White Knight is a character created by Darryl Hunt. Darryl called him the Black Knight, but White works better for many reasons. All other characters in this fiction are copyright © 2006 by Eiler Technical Enterprises.